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2006, a Retrospective

Posted by Russell on September 27, 2006 at 6:19 p.m.
Democrats: Iraq is a fucking mess. How about we fix it or call it quits?

Bush: You're a bunch of commie fags!

Democrats: Yeah, sorry.

Bloggers: Stop wrecking our country, you bastard!

Bush: Did someone say something?

Bloggers: You'll have to listen to us eventually, you bastard!

America: Iraq is a fucking mess. How about we fix it or call it quits?

Bush: You're all unpatriotic!

America: What??!?

Small Group of Republicans: Iraq is maybe not going quite as well as we hoped it would. How about we fix it or call it quits?

Bush: Hell, no! Now, pass this bill, you little shits!

Small Group of Republicans: Oh, er. Right.

The Media: Lookie! I can fit my foot all the way into my mouth, and still have enough room to take a drag from my crackpipe and a swig from my handle of Jim Beam! Watch! Mffmfmmfffmfmf.

Bush: You're a bunch of commie fags!

The Media soils itself, looks confused.

National Intelligence Estimate: Iraq is a horrible mess. We have turned it into a breeding ground of terrorism that will haunt us for generations. Our occupation is a detriment to our efforts to slow the spread of radicalism.

Bush: You're a bunch of commie fags!

National Intelligence Estimate: We are not authorized to comment on that, sir.

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